While I am not, generally speaking, a gambler, my usually unreliable source has given me the inside line on a sporting event:
“Read It’ll Be Trump vs. McMahon in Hairy Battle at Wrestlemania. Considering that Donald Trump has been bald for years, and what some people assume to be hair on his head is actually a space alien, assigned to him by the Government to advise him in furthering the cause of the Military Industrial Complex, it is obvious that Trump will not loose his hair. Actually, since Trump’s symbiont, known as “Curly,” is almost indestructible given our current state of technology, it would be very difficult to collect on the bet in any case.”
Well, that’s a load off my mind. I’ve always wondered how someone why someone with that much money couldn’t do something with their hair.