This story, French space agency to publish UFO archive online, seems to be a confluence of different bits of weirdness.
Obviously, it’s a sign of the end of the world. First, just the fact that France has a space agency is enough to make me start work on an underground shelter. Second, that the French, who have been blind to the truth about so many things, are now starting to believe in UFOs is, to say the least, scary.
On the other hand, I got the link to that story from my usually unreliable source, along with an explanation of UFO stuff.
“It’s long been known to all major governments of the world that so called UFOs actually are space craft driven by visitors from another star system. The problem is that the little alien twits can only process communications at very slow rates. Thus, we have been talking to them for 60 years and are just now getting past ‘Hi. How are you. I’m doing fine, thanks for asking.’
Communication with the alien snails can only be accomplished through low frequency radio signals, which transmit information slowly. That is the connection to the French, as the Eiffel Tower was originally built as a low frequency antenna. It was replaced in the 60s with the ELF Grid (Extremely Low Frequency) under the pretext of maintaining communications with our nuclear submarines while they were submerged.”
I suspect he/she/it may have started celebrating New Years early, but then again …