I found this story from the press association.
Pensioners in Lancashire can enjoy some sex on the beach this Christmas, thanks to alcopops seized by police from under-age drinkers.
More than 1,000 bottles and cans of illicit booze were taken from teenagers in a crackdown by police in Kirkham, Lancashire. Officers have now been handing out their haul to senior citizens living in sheltered housing in the town
It looks as though some people are going to have a very merry Christmas