Archive for the ‘naked’ Category

Paris Hilton Bubble Bath

January 24, 2007

Hey Grit

Paris Hilton is in the news again today – Twice! Firstly, a new website has opened up which is going to, apparently, show “racy” videos of the heiress, including one in a bubble bath. However, before everyone dashes to find it I should warn that the site is charging £21 ($42) for the priviledge. No doubt there will be some sad people out there who will fork out this exhorbitant amount.

Secondly, she has been fined and put on probation for two years after admitting a drink-driving offence. The reason she was out in the car was because she wanted a hamburger. Don’t you all have “take-away’s” over there?

the Brit.

Speaking of Jade Goody…

January 20, 2007

Hi Brit,

With all the interest about Jade Goody, I’ve been doing a bit of research.  I found this, Jade Goody strips naked (WARNING: this link points to a site with adult content,) and I do believe it explains a lot!  Are you sure she was voted out for the racial thing and not this visual assault?

the Grit

Jade Goody headline news

January 20, 2007

Hi Grit

Despite her eviction from the Big Brother house last night, and her subsequent comment that she was “disguested” with her behaviour in the racism/bullying incident, Jade Goody continues to hog a fair proportion of the newspaper headlines this morning, as journalists and others try to analyse what went on.

Some are suggesting that the production company engineered the incident, with more than sixty percent saying that they should have stepped in to stop it. The Telegraph carries no less than four articles associated with the show, including one that suggests the row was fired by class hatred rather than racism. The Sun carries six articles about the subject, including a story about an invitation to India for Goody. The story has even appeared in the Financial Times. Of course, the story featured on every news show last night and, as mentioned earlier, Gordon Brown is in on the act again, hinting that the Indian lady should win.

It has certainly cost Jade Goody a lot of her previously gained affection from the public, and loss of income for her and Danielle, one of the other housemates, but on the other side of the coin she has achieved international recognition.

It will be interesting to see what, if anything, Jade can do to recover from this situation.

the Brit

Smoking detectives

January 19, 2007

Hi Grit

I have been meaning to respond to your post about smoking  Nazi’s, but needed to check whether I could use the word 🙂

For those who wish to ban smoking in cars over there, they should take a leaf or two out of the UK laws. In a unique application the police can charge parents who are smoking in their cars with mistreatment of the child, or of course failing in their parental duties. With regard to people simply smoking in the car, they can of course be charged with driving without due care. Of course the latter route can also be used for eating, sneezing, singing, changing CD’s and talking to your partner. One can of course be fined and/or jailed for these offences.

Of course this does help those who wish to break the habit of smoking, excess consumption of food, parenting, spreading infectious diseases, vocal abuse and noise excess. The only difficulty, at least for the ladies, is that it will threaten their record of speaking 8,000 words a day.

I assume that we are heading to a situation where unless you have had a recent haircut, manicure, shave and are wearing a shirt and tie, you will not be able to drive at all. By the way, one cannot escape the long eye of the law or blame it on someone else, now that we have face recognition camera traps.

the Brit 

A new RED Light on prostitution

January 18, 2007

You have to hand it to the Dutch, one of the most open countries in Europe, if not the world. In addition to their famous Red Light district, one of their people Mariska Majoor, has opened a centre for  prostitution. To celebrate this event the person in question has commissioned a bronze statue of a prostitute, standing in a doorway, legs akimbo. This will be erected somewhere in the aforesaid Red Light district.

One of the benefits of the Dutch openness of course, is reflected in their lower crime rates compared with other areas of Europe.

the Brit

Britney’s career is over!

January 17, 2007

Hi Brit,

I hate to say it, but I’m afraid our favorite strumpet has driven the final nail in the coffin of her career.  Carefully examine this article, Britney Spears’s $40,000 Night in Vegas, and see if you can find the deadly sin.  No, it’s not the ostentatious display of wealth.  Wrong again, it’s not having hot naked adulterous sex on a revolving bed.  Nope, not the wild late night parties, or even dancing on the bar.  Give up?

Then here it is:

“It was a different scene Saturday night. Spears and model-actor Cohen, both 25, danced and smoked cigarettes at 8½, a gay club off the Strip, before leaving after about an hour.”  Do you see it now?  She smoked cigarettes in public!  She’s done I tell you!  Done!

the Grit

Sex life to ex-life

January 16, 2007

Hey Grit

Scientists have decided that it is possible neanderthal man did not die out as a result of fighting. They now believe that too much loving that might have caused their extinction. I knew it made you tires, but this is taking it a bit far isn’t it?

Do you think we ought to warn the permiscious society of this event?

the Brit 

Party naked! It pays!

January 13, 2007

Hi Brit,

Do you recall our Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, who lost her title when photos of her nearly naked and very naughty came to light?  Well all is not going badly for the hot tart, Ex-Miss Nevada Back to Work in Sin City.  How appropriate that she has found a gig in Las Vegas.  It would also seem that the money is better as well.  It makes me feel good to see people finding their true place in the world.

the Grit

Sienna Miller? Nude, cool!

January 12, 2007

Hi Brit,

And now for some gratuitous nudity.  Honestly, I have no idea who Sienna Miller is, or what movies she has appeared in, or anything else about her, except, I found this:

 These Sienna Miller Nude Sex Scenes Deserve an Oscar

and figured that some of our readers might be interested.  Besides, gratuitous nudity worked for Monty Python, and who better to learn from?

 the Grit

Celebrity sex and a bit of confusion

December 28, 2006

Hi Brit,

This is most odd.  I was searching for some more illicit news about our favorite scandalous strumpet, Britney Spears, and I found it, perhaps.  I stumbled across this site (warning: very adult content!!!)  Paparazzi Filth and, being weak, how could I resist?  Not only does it offer a video of Britney and her ex-spouse doing what married people do, it offers a lot more!  The problem is that, while these women are supposed to be celebrities, I don’t know who half of them are!

OK, I know I’m old and out of touch as far as Hollywood junk is concerned, but I do watch a movie now and then.  So, who are these women? If these are just the ones who, like Britney, expose themselves for publicity, how many are there, that I haven’t heard of, who maintain a relatively decent life?  What, is there a “starlet for a day” movement that no one bothered to tell me about?  And I thought keeping track of politicians was hard!

Thus, if it’s that important to the general public, and, more importantly, our readers, I will devote a portion of my day, a great personal sacrifice, to searching out all these new celebrity tarts and keeping y’all informed.  That is, until my aging heart gives our 🙂

the Grit

Miss Nevada on Santa’s naughty list

December 23, 2006

Hi Brit,

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, another beauty queen is likely to get coal in her stocking this year.  Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA 2007, did a bit of hard core partying a few years back, someone had a camera, the pictures found their way onto the net, and Katie got sacked.  If you just have to look, the pics are at Naughty Miss Nevada Stripped of Her Title

Merry Christmas,

the Grit

Britney Spears, the naked truth

December 17, 2006

Hi Brit,

Considering the number of people who have dropped by looking for stuff about Britney and her naked beaver, I figured we better post more of that.  So, for those of you looking for pics of the pop tart naked, here are some links.  I suffered greatly searching for these, so look at them quick before the links change.  Oh, note that some of these may be fakes; who can tell these days.

Britney #1

Britney #2

Britney #3

For those of you looking for pictures of beaver, here are some links to that.  Once again, the warning about fakes applies.

Beaver #1

Beaver #2

Beaver #3

Don’t thank me; your enjoyment is all I need.

the Grit