Archive for the ‘Muslim’ Category

For anyone who doesn’t know why we are fighting Islamic nut jobs…

February 20, 2007

Hi Brit,

While this may amuse you, it’s aimed mainly at those who turn a blind eye to the threat of Islamic fanatic, nut job, terrorists.  For the slow among you, that would mainly be liberals.  Here is a little picture on the future you are aiding and abetting, Islamic spies to snoop on lovers.  I would point out that they are going to these lengths just so the RELIGIOUS POLICE can arrest unmarried heterosexuals kissing in public.  Note that they will arrest you for KISSING.  If the one eyed worm makes an appearance, they kill you.  What they do to homosexual displays of affection, is worse.  Considering the sexual behavior of our elected representatives, I am surprised that we haven’t nuked every Muslim country off the face of the Earth.

the Grit

The scariest words you can hear…

February 4, 2007

Hi Brit,

I was just listening to a cable news channel (Fox, of course) and the scariest words you can hear came out of the speakers.  Yes, I’m going to make you play the guessing game.  I’ll get you started; it wasn’t:

You’re drafted.

Your money or your life.

Your services are no longer necessary.

You are being audited.

Let me read you your rights.

None of that, sorry.  The words were, “In the name of <insert the name of any appropriate God or Gods here.>  In the particular context of the news report, the speaker was some stupid Muslim’s last video record before they went and blew them self up in an effort to kill some Jews, because God told them to do it.  However, from what I recall of my history classes, those same words have prefaced a plethora of religious inspired violence down through the centuries.  These include, to name a few off the top of my head, the Crusades, the Islamic invasions of Europe, the Spanish Inquisition, Nazi Germany, the destruction of countless native cultures and artifacts at the hands of Catholic Missionaries, England’s lengthy list of conquests during the height of Her power, the current insanity in the Middle East, Spain’s rape of South America, the continuing low level war between India and Pakistan, and, if we consider Communism to be a religion (which it is if you look closely,) Cuba, North Korea, Vietnam, the USSR under Stalin, plus too many supporting cast roles to be mentioned here.

As a global community we have many problems, many threats facing us.  These include the politicization of Global Warming, over population, lack of education, HIV/AIDS, other health threats like the Bird Flu, clashes of culture, too many languages, dictators, lack of education, and far too many others to list.  However, to me, the worst, the very worst problem we face are those words, “In the name of…”

the Grit

European community

January 31, 2007

Hey Grit

At present the EU has a few little problems with regard to militant regimes, of which Iran and North Korea are but two. I shall probably get my head bitten off by someone for this, but here goes.

The EU now consists of 25 countries. The intention in the minds of the Eurocrats, as I have said before, it to create a single European state. A part of that is also the ambition to be considered a superpower of the magnitude that Russia was and the US is. Don’t ask me why this is the intention, I don’t know, but all the evidence points to this.

The difficulties the the EU is the mixture of countries that it comprises of. Almost all of them, at some time in the past, have been bashing each other. Not many centuries ago the UK and fighting with Spain and, less than a century ago we were all bashing it out with Germany. Even more recently, some the countries that were admitted this year were at each others throats internally. Therefore you have quite a volitile mix.

This brings me to my main point. Firstly, the mix described above means that the EU in any area of conflict a) cannot often decide whose side we want to be on and b) cannot be relied upon to stay on the side that we originally vote for in the first place, especially if any decision made is needed to last for more than six months.  Secondly, in its bid for superpower status the EU in its wisdom (or lack thereof) often believe that the way to assert this is to object automatically with anything that the other powers might agree to. Hence the reason it seldom votes to agree with the US, as is the case here.

In my view the EU is now showing one of the drawbacks of globalisation (amongst many) at nations level. Namely, that mixing cultures and political structurs in this way is a receipe for disaster. I am not saying that every EU member state should agree with everything the US does, far from it but, that is the whole point. Each country should be allowed to make up its own mind on the matter.

Of course, the other effect of this process is that it makes the UN even more impotent than it already is (and viagra will not solve the problem), because whilst individual member countries can vote one way in the UN, only to have the powers that be in the EU to say “we don’t like that.”

The case in point, Iran, of course is a classic example of these problems. Yes we have business and energy interests in Iran, but then visa versa is true as well, so it is not as fearful as the EU make it. My view is that if the EU or any other country disagrees with the US over this issue it should be honest and say so, not hide behind excuses, which is what they are doing.

It seems that no one in the EU administration is capable of listening to reason at the moment as they are too focused on building ivory towers or, even worse, a modern day tower of babel.

the Brit

This is crazy.

January 30, 2007

Hi Brit,

London Prison Changes Direction of Toilets in Respect to Islamic Law

There are several things we can learn from this story.

1.  You Brits are crazy.

2.  Muslims and Islamic Law are crazy.

3.  Muslims in the US, like our typical citizens, don’t know enough about geography to find Mecca on a map, let alone know which direction it’s in while in the can.

4.  If these people are really that faithful to a religion, then why are they in prison?

the Grit

Progress in Iraq!

January 30, 2007

Hi Brit,

It seems that things are looking up on the war front!  According to this, Iraqis: at Least 200 Insurgents Killed, the Iraqi military is taking more responsibility for their country’s defense, and, apparently, doing it well.  Of course, the big question remains, do the Democrats have the patience to let us win the war, or will they sell the people of Iraq down the river like they did to the South Vietnamese?

the Grit

Bat out of hell, bite me world!

January 29, 2007

Hi Brit,

I was in a bit of a nostalgic mood this afternoon, so I put “Bat Out of Hell” on and cranked it up.  Man, what perfect timing!  Global Warming, extremest Muslim terrorists, liberals, Jane Fonda, Britney’s beaver, Big Brother racism, Hillary Clinton, the United Nations, President Bush, AlGore, Iraq, Iran, nuclear bombs, blood in the streets, and the end of the world; screw it all!  So, take a few minutes, put the CD on, crank it up and sing along!

Bat Out Of Hell lyrics

The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling

Way down in the valley tonight
There’s a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh so bright
There’s evil in the air and there’s thunder in the sky
And a killer’s on the bloodshot streets
And down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat
Oh Baby you’re the only thing in this whole world
that’s pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There’s always gonna be some light
But i gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it’s over you know
We’ll both be so alone
Like a bat out of hell
I’ll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone gone gone
Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight’s shining through

Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven

I’ll come crawling on back to you
I’m gonna hit the highway like a battering ram

On a silver black phantom bike

When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry

And we’re all about to see the light

Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole

Everything is stunted and lost

And nothing really rocks

And nothing really rolls

And nothing’s ever worth the cost

And I know that I’m damned if I never get out

And maybe I’m damned if I do

But with every other beat I got left in my heart

You know I’d rather be damned with you

If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned

Dancing through the night with you

If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned

Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned

If Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned

Dancing through the night

Dancing through the night

Dancing through the night with you
Oh Baby you’re the only thing in this whole world

     that’s pure and good and right

And wherever you are and wherever you go

There’s always gonna be some light

But I gotta get out

I gotta break it out now

Before the final crack of dawn

So we gotta make the most of our one night together

When it’s over you know

We’ll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell

I’ll be gone when the morning comes

When the night is over

Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone gone gone

Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes

But when the day is done

And the sun goes down

And the moonlight’s shining through

Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven

I’ll come crawling on back to you

Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven

I’ll come crawling on back to you

I can see myself tearing up the road

Faster than any other boy has ever gone

And my skin is raw but my soul is ripe

And no one’s gonna stop me now

I gotta make my escape

But I can’t stop thinking of you

And I never see the sudden curve until it’s way too late

I never see the sudden curve till it’s way too late

Then I’m dying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun

Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike

And I think somebody somewhere is tolling a bell

And the last thing I see is my heart

Still beating

Breaking out of my body

And flying away

Like a bat out of hell

Then I’m dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun

Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike

And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell

And the last thing I see is my heart

Still beating

Still beating

Breaking out of my body and flying away

Like a bat out of hell

Thanks Jim; thanks Meat!  Still love it; still a fan.

the Grit

Now things start to make sense!

January 28, 2007

Hi Brit,

I think I may have stumbled across the real reason for all the troubles in the Middle East, Muslim Sexologist Spices Up Arab Television!  Goodness, no wonder they always seem to be mad about something over there.  Obviously, instead of dropping bombs, we should be dropping sex manuals, in Arabic of course.  Oh, and a few million copies of Playboy, in any language.  Ha, problem solved!  Now, how do I contact the Nobel Prize people?

the Grit

Hillary not liberal enough?

January 25, 2007

Hi Brit,

It seems there is some politics inside politics out on the Left Coast, Hillary’s Hollywood Friends Switch Sides.  Could it be that Hillary isn’t liberal enough for the Rich and Famous?  Or, has sexism come to Tinsel Town?  Perhaps, and I’ll go out on a limb here, it’s because Senator Clinton is a bitch?  Well, that one probably isn’t right.  The liberal elite have plenty of bitches among their number, so they should be used to that.  Ah, I’ve got it, Barack Obama is the Antichrist and has them under his spell.  And not the Spawn of Satan, could it be that the mysterious would-be-President is even more liberal than the Wicked Witch of New York?

As to Senator Obama, there’s also a rumor going around that he’s a Muslim and attended a madrassa while his family lived in Indonesia, Obama Versus Fox News.   I saw a bit on this last week, but figured it was too good to be true.  However, now that I’ve read that piece, I begin to feel that the Secretive Senator does protest too much.  Not to fear, I’m so sure the liberal press will not sleep until they cover up the truth behind this ugly rumor.  Oh, I meant to say, uncover the truth.  Sorry.  My bad.

the Grit

Have your city and burn it too!

January 24, 2007

Hi Brit,

Guess what, there is violence in Beirut!  Why is that news, you might wonder?  I’ll tell you.  If you glance through this article, Clash Pits Hezbollah Against Rule in Lebanon, you’ll find that there is a reasonable chance for Hezbollah, a horribly brutal and violent terrorist group, to gain control of Lebanon.  Of course, they would immediately convert it to a safe haven for terrorists from around the world, like Al-Queda, and use it as a base from which to attack Israel, repeatedly, until they finally win and slaughter all the Jews.  Of course, if they do win, my guess is that the result will be even worse, because someone will cap a nuke in their ass.  It doesn’t really matter who will do it, but there are plenty of contenders. 

Israel, an obvious first choice, but they probably won’t jump to be first, although they may toss around a couple of follow up strikes just to be sure.  Considering how many countries, like France, are just itching to see their bloody demise, they can’t take the chance.

USA, might happen.  Bush has nothing to loose, the military loves him enough to maintain secrecy, and we can probably do it with little chance of getting caught. 

Russia, my bet.  Keep in mind that Russia is teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, and they make a lot of money selling arms to the Arabs.  The reason the Arabs need weapons is to continue the low level conflict with Israel.  Putin can’t afford to let one side or the other win.  Boom!

Syria, another good bet.  Face it, there is massive evidence that Saddam either had a nuke or was close to getting one.  Lots and lots of stuff made the journey to Syria just before Iraq fell.  If they have a nuke, what better time to use it?  Not only do they have a great shot at blaming the incident on Israel, but they can keep Hezbollah in check, before they become a dominate force in the area and threaten the Powers That Be in Syria.

Saudi Arabia, my second place bet.  Come on, you know the Saudis must have picked up a few big bombs by now.  It’s not like they can’t afford them.  Add to that, their need to keep the attention of their citizens focused on the Evil Jews, instead of how oppressed they are by the Monarchy.  Then mix in a bit of realization that, besides a desire to kill Americans and Jews, most of the terrorist groups want to take control of the entire Middle East and return things to how they were during the Persian Empire.  Oh, with themselves in charge of course, which wouldn’t set well with the current dictators of SA.  Sprinkle a little control of Mecca on top, and the Saudi Royal Family has an excellent reason not to allow Hezbollah to gain too much power.  That reason being, keeping their heads attached to their necks.

I suggest we all spend some time cheering for the current Government of Lebanon.

the Grit

Breaking news, Muslims unhappy!

January 18, 2007

Hi Brit,

I saw this:

 Muslims Unhappy Over `24′ Portrayal

and it got me to thinking.  And thinking.  And thinking, sometimes it’s a slow process for me.  It occurs to me that I, best I can recall, have never seen anything, anywhere, about something making Muslims happy.  Oh, wait, I did see one short video clip where some Muslims were dancing in the street after seeing film of the World Trade Center collapsing.  Oh, and that train of thought made me remember that some of them seemed to be happy when the US troops pulled down that giant statue of Saddam.  So, could it be that large structures falling over is what it takes for people of this faith to have a brief joyful moment?  I’ll fire off an email to the writers at 24 with this information.

the Grit

Religious fanaticism, not just for Muslims anymore.

January 11, 2007

Hi Brit,

Some people give religion a bad name, and it usually seems to be preacher types of one sort or another.  The Muslims have a few, and, of course, the names Jim Jones and David Koresh come to mind representing the Christians.  And the list keeps growing, let me introduce you to Emeka Ezeuko, also known as Reverend King: Nigerian preacher to hang for fire.  I wonder if he bought the gasoline with money from the collection plate?

the Grit

UN screws, well, everybody

January 6, 2007

Hi Brit,

As you may recall, US troops in Iraq made world wide headlines for some abuse and sexual misconduct in a prison over there.  As I recall, several people have gone to jail over here, and Muslims around the world rioted, turned to terrorism, and generally made fools of themselves.  Now we have, U.N. Investigated Over 300 for Sex Abuse.  Of course, since it doesn’t involve anyone from America, and all the UN did was send the guilty back to their respective countries, it’s not getting any press.  It’ll be interesting to see if any of these criminals actually get prosecuted when they return to their home lands.  Also, it’ll be informative to watch for the riots and mob violence by the religious fanatic Muslims in reaction to what happens.

the Grit

Where’s the press

January 1, 2007

Hey Grit

In response to your post about the war in Somalia, I think that the real answer is that this nation has nothing to offer the civilised world at large. Therefore it is of little international significance and, as such, media barons do not see it as a legitimate use of their resources.

A renowned correspondant on the region, Mohamed Shariffm, has written quite an informed piece on the subject, which shows that in the minds of many, Somalia is an expendendable nation.

the brit

Where’s the press?

December 31, 2006

Hi Brit,

I’ve been following this on the net for a day or three, Artillery rains down on Somali Islamist bastion, and, since I’m a news junkie and keep a 24 hour news channel on in the background all day, it puzzles me that this hasn’t been on our news.  Seriously, there’s a shooting war going on in Africa, with terrorist inclined Muslims on one side, and it doesn’t get any air time?  For that matter, why aren’t we sending troops, or at least air support?  Where’s the UN?  Where’s the EU?  Where’s any other major group that goes by a pair of initials?  Really, as I understand it, one side in this conflict is connected to terrorists, and the civilized world is supposed to be fighting a war against those people, why isn’t everyone jumping into this one?  Considering that Spain and Thailand got bombed by just such idiots today, it should be on everyones’ minds.

the Grit

Another one bites the dust!

December 23, 2006

Hi Brit,

Over the last few years there have been several stories like this, U.S. forces kill top Taliban leader.  Thanks to the massive technological edge we hold over these religious fanatics and the excellent training of our military, this twit is driving along, probably going to help stone a woman who exposed her ankle to death, and he just blows up.  Driving along.  Boom!  Gone.  It makes me wonder if these terrorist leaders want the job, or if they’re forced into it.  Really, never knowing if you’re going to be able to finish your next sentence before you explode has to add at last a small amount of stress to one’s life.

the Grit

The US does care

December 12, 2006

Hi Brit,

Despite all the bad press we get, the US does some good things.  For instance:

Reducing Malaria in Africa Focus of U.S. Summit

Of course, there are probably some environmental groups getting ready to wage legal war to protect the poor, misunderstood mosquitoes.  Maybe we can keep a few mosquito nets here for use on their lawyers.

Here’s another one:

 United States Helping To Build Flu-Fighting Capacity Overseas

Between the two programs that’s $2 billion just to keep other people from getting sick.  Or, we could hand it over to the UN  to fix up their club house.

What the heck, one more:

Pakistan Makes Impressive Recovery from 2005 Earthquake

There’s another $1.5 billion (or more) we’re spending on people who, I’ve been told, hate the US with a passion. 

the Grit

Iran’s President – mullah madness

December 11, 2006

Hi Brit,

It seems that this man,mahmoud_ahmadinejad_wideweb__470×3640.jpg, Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has decided that the Holocaust never happened.  First, I’d like to know why anyone cares about the opinion of a leader from a country that’s too poor to afford a tie or an electric shaver for their top guy.  Second, how did this loon get elected president of anything larger than a neighborhood committee?  Third, when did the Klan vote in Iran get so strong?

In related news, Ahmadinejad has also announced that this man, papaeast-s.jpg, instead of being Pope, ran a Blessing-gram franchise in Atlanta.  These guys,

beetles.jpg, were traveling pest control workers. 

This,
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is a two foot high model hidden in the White House basement, and this,
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is actually a flaming chariot pulled across the sky every day by flying horses.

He does, however, believe that this man,
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 is real, and has issued orders to have him assassinated.

the Grit

Way to go officers!

December 8, 2006

Hi Brit,

Looks like we ducked a big one.

Feds Arrest Man They Say Planned to Detonate Grenades in Illinois Shopping Mall

Thanks to some fine work by as yet unnamed Feds (while I was writing this it now seems that the agents are FBI), it looks like another Muslim nut case has been stopped before he could slaughter innocent civilians.   Of course, there are a few things about this story that bother me.

When it first broke on TV, after the initial intro blurb, they put on a bunch of talking heads to discuss what effect it would have had on Christmas shopping and the stock market if this loon hadn’t been stopped.  Why?  Isn’t the real story about what a great job our law enforcement agents did?

Next, based on that initial story, it looks like the religious whack job was trying to trade a set of stereo speakers for 4 hand grenades and a gun.  What in the heck kind of speakers were those?!?  Are there really speakers that are worth that much money, and, if so, what are they and why?  I am confused.

Last, it seems to me, and I would like to have some science guys do some research on this, that different religions attract different types of crazies, or the reverse.  Buddhists seem take the dive off the deep end and kill themselves.  Christians loose enough marbles, start a cult, and have sex with all the women in it.  Muslims pop their mental safety valve and want to kill people.  Someone please show me where I’m wrong!

Well, not last because I just thought up something else to say.  It would appear that the worst this fellow is going to get if found guilty is life in prison.  Obviously that is not the right sentence.  The proper justice should include one of the grenades, a tube of KY, a Britney moment, and …

Very proud of our law agents,

the Grit