Archive for the ‘Miss Nevada’ Category

Party naked! It pays!

January 13, 2007

Hi Brit,

Do you recall our Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, who lost her title when photos of her nearly naked and very naughty came to light?  Well all is not going badly for the hot tart, Ex-Miss Nevada Back to Work in Sin City.  How appropriate that she has found a gig in Las Vegas.  It would also seem that the money is better as well.  It makes me feel good to see people finding their true place in the world.

the Grit

The last time this happened it changed the world.

December 30, 2006

Hi Brit,

This is most disturbing on several levels,

Strange But True: Komodo Dragons Show That “Virgin Births” Are Possible 

OK, I know I’m a bit of an alarmist, but the last time this happened it caused centuries of upheaval by starting two of the world’s big religions.  If this Komodo thing starts a new cult, and I have no doubt it will, things are going to get even stranger than they already are.  This is one of those times when research should be hidden for security and public safety reasons.  All the Komodo dragons should be rounded up, shipped to Area 51, and kept under lock and key just to be safe.  Obviously, I don’t need to mention that this is, indeed, yet another sign of the end of the world.  Oh, and since Area 51 is in Nevada, maybe Katie Rees could get a job tossing chunks of pig over the fence at feeding time.

the Grit

More signs and portents

December 25, 2006

Hi Brit and merry Christmas,

I hate to mention this on Christmas, but the end of the world is coming.  The signs are too strong today to ignore.  Consider the following:

NORM: Michael Jackson landing on Strip?

In this sad story, we learn that The Gloved One is planning a comeback appearance in Las Vegas.

Katie Rees, the recently de-crowned beauty queen, is from Nevada, the state in which Las Vegas is located.

At the same time, Britney Spears, also known for exposing herself in public,  is planning a comeback show, in, you guessed it, Las Vegas!  Britney Spears Comeback Show in Las Vegas?

Combine this with the death of James Brown, known as the Godfather of soul, and the obvious connection to organized crime which that title implies, and it’s easy to see the link to Las Vegas, since the crime families built the town into what it is today.

So, the end of the world is coming, and it looks like it’s heading for Las Vegas.

Happy New Year,

the Grit

Katie Rees, Miss Nude World?

December 24, 2006

Hi Brit,

Searching for search engines is interesting, but the number one for blog searches is for Miss Nevada.  So, I’ve hunted up some good news for the party girl.  It would seem that there could still be a pageant title in her future: Miss Nude World.  Sure, it’s not quite as glamorous as Miss USA, but you save big bucks on costumes.

the Grit

Miss Nevada will escort you

December 24, 2006

Hi Grit

From having a look at your story regarding Miss Navada, I found that she is in even more hot water. Apparently, her photos are being distributed on the web by an escort agency site. Of course Katie Rees cannot control where on the web her photos will show up, but this story has raised some eyebrows. You can see the report on News 3.

Well I guess the girl has to do something for a living.

Merry Christmas

the brit

Miss Nevada on Santa’s naughty list

December 23, 2006

Hi Brit,

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, another beauty queen is likely to get coal in her stocking this year.  Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA 2007, did a bit of hard core partying a few years back, someone had a camera, the pictures found their way onto the net, and Katie got sacked.  If you just have to look, the pics are at Naughty Miss Nevada Stripped of Her Title

Merry Christmas,

the Grit