Archive for the ‘Mayan’ Category

China, space potatoes, and the end of the world.

February 13, 2007

Hi Brit,

How many old science fiction movies have you seen that start with something mutating due to space radiation, then eating a good deal of the Earth?  Well, in this case the Chinese are eating the mutants, space potatoes that is!  Purple and sweet, these other worldly spuds come from seeds that were zapped by radiation aboard a Chinese rocket ship.  Now the question is, when will the tater monsters turn on their glutinous masters?  2012, of course, as demonstrated by the fact that potatoes originated in South America, where the Mayans lived!

the Grit

What is 2012, Alex?

January 3, 2007

Hi Brit,

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again; the world will end in 2012.  Here’s another, and very convincing, sign:

 ‘Wheel,’ ‘Jeopardy!’ Renewed to 2012

Obviously, some of the Powers That Be like game shows, and they’re stocking up before the big day.  After all, they’ll need something to watch at the moon base.  How much more evidence could anyone need?

the Grit

Another portent from the Mayans

December 28, 2006

Hi Brit,

This time of the year seems to bring these things out at a furious rate. 

‘Apocalypto’ falling into obscurity

Once again we see Mel Gibson’s inside knowledge of behind the scenes secrets when he decided to do this film about the Mayans and the end of the world.  Obviously, it should be a smash hit for years as people start waking up to the reality of the message it carries.  The fact that it’s not drawing huge numbers of viewers can only mean that the Powers That Be are using their influence to squash the film.  After all, they wouldn’t want mass panic before their moon base is finished, and they are safely off this rock.  Keep trying Mel; the world needs you.

the Grit