Archive for the ‘Las Vegas’ Category

Britney’s career is over!

January 17, 2007

Hi Brit,

I hate to say it, but I’m afraid our favorite strumpet has driven the final nail in the coffin of her career.  Carefully examine this article, Britney Spears’s $40,000 Night in Vegas, and see if you can find the deadly sin.  No, it’s not the ostentatious display of wealth.  Wrong again, it’s not having hot naked adulterous sex on a revolving bed.  Nope, not the wild late night parties, or even dancing on the bar.  Give up?

Then here it is:

“It was a different scene Saturday night. Spears and model-actor Cohen, both 25, danced and smoked cigarettes at 8½, a gay club off the Strip, before leaving after about an hour.”  Do you see it now?  She smoked cigarettes in public!  She’s done I tell you!  Done!

the Grit

Party naked! It pays!

January 13, 2007

Hi Brit,

Do you recall our Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, who lost her title when photos of her nearly naked and very naughty came to light?  Well all is not going badly for the hot tart, Ex-Miss Nevada Back to Work in Sin City.  How appropriate that she has found a gig in Las Vegas.  It would also seem that the money is better as well.  It makes me feel good to see people finding their true place in the world.

the Grit

Poker – Skill or chance

January 11, 2007

Hi Grit

Knowing how hot the subject of Poker is over there, I thought you would like to know that it is coming under legal scrutiny here as well. The history is that for games of chance in the UK you need to have a gaming licence, irrespective of whether you are a business or a club. Well, one gentleman has been taken to court because he ran a poker school without such a licence. However, he claims that Poker is a game of skill. The jury are now deciding the matter.

If the man loses it is going to have a serious impact on all the pubs and clubs that allow poker schools.

the Brit

More signs and portents

December 25, 2006

Hi Brit and merry Christmas,

I hate to mention this on Christmas, but the end of the world is coming.  The signs are too strong today to ignore.  Consider the following:

NORM: Michael Jackson landing on Strip?

In this sad story, we learn that The Gloved One is planning a comeback appearance in Las Vegas.

Katie Rees, the recently de-crowned beauty queen, is from Nevada, the state in which Las Vegas is located.

At the same time, Britney Spears, also known for exposing herself in public,  is planning a comeback show, in, you guessed it, Las Vegas!  Britney Spears Comeback Show in Las Vegas?

Combine this with the death of James Brown, known as the Godfather of soul, and the obvious connection to organized crime which that title implies, and it’s easy to see the link to Las Vegas, since the crime families built the town into what it is today.

So, the end of the world is coming, and it looks like it’s heading for Las Vegas.

Happy New Year,

the Grit