Archive for the ‘Komodo Dragon’ Category

The last time this happened it changed the world.

December 30, 2006

Hi Brit,

This is most disturbing on several levels,

Strange But True: Komodo Dragons Show That “Virgin Births” Are Possible 

OK, I know I’m a bit of an alarmist, but the last time this happened it caused centuries of upheaval by starting two of the world’s big religions.  If this Komodo thing starts a new cult, and I have no doubt it will, things are going to get even stranger than they already are.  This is one of those times when research should be hidden for security and public safety reasons.  All the Komodo dragons should be rounded up, shipped to Area 51, and kept under lock and key just to be safe.  Obviously, I don’t need to mention that this is, indeed, yet another sign of the end of the world.  Oh, and since Area 51 is in Nevada, maybe Katie Rees could get a job tossing chunks of pig over the fence at feeding time.

the Grit