I mentioned earlier that Paris Hilton needed to release another sex tape to take attention away from her recent bout of Politically Incorrectness. Well, there is a new celebrity sex tape about to be released, although it only stars a friend of Paris, Vivid Acquires Kim Kardashian Sex Tape for $1 Million. It seem, as usual, the tape was stolen and sold by a Third Party. Even pop culture tarts of Hilton’s stature can’t sell such a thing, since that would make them actual whores instead of just sluts. While Kim doesn’t look all that trashy in the above photo, she tramps up pretty good:
The other amateur porn star in the flick is someone or something named Ray J. My guess is that this is just a warm up for another Paris Porn Picture to get her back in the good standing with her Hollywood friends. Of course, if celebrity sex tapes fall out of favor, will Kim and Paris be required to attend pornhab?