Archive for the ‘Katie Rees’ Category

Bat out of hell, bite me world!

January 29, 2007

Hi Brit,

I was in a bit of a nostalgic mood this afternoon, so I put “Bat Out of Hell” on and cranked it up.  Man, what perfect timing!  Global Warming, extremest Muslim terrorists, liberals, Jane Fonda, Britney’s beaver, Big Brother racism, Hillary Clinton, the United Nations, President Bush, AlGore, Iraq, Iran, nuclear bombs, blood in the streets, and the end of the world; screw it all!  So, take a few minutes, put the CD on, crank it up and sing along!

Bat Out Of Hell lyrics

The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling

Way down in the valley tonight
There’s a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh so bright
There’s evil in the air and there’s thunder in the sky
And a killer’s on the bloodshot streets
And down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat
Oh Baby you’re the only thing in this whole world
that’s pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There’s always gonna be some light
But i gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it’s over you know
We’ll both be so alone
Like a bat out of hell
I’ll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone gone gone
Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight’s shining through

Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven

I’ll come crawling on back to you
I’m gonna hit the highway like a battering ram

On a silver black phantom bike

When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry

And we’re all about to see the light

Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole

Everything is stunted and lost

And nothing really rocks

And nothing really rolls

And nothing’s ever worth the cost

And I know that I’m damned if I never get out

And maybe I’m damned if I do

But with every other beat I got left in my heart

You know I’d rather be damned with you

If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned

Dancing through the night with you

If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned

Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned

If Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned

Dancing through the night

Dancing through the night

Dancing through the night with you
Oh Baby you’re the only thing in this whole world

     that’s pure and good and right

And wherever you are and wherever you go

There’s always gonna be some light

But I gotta get out

I gotta break it out now

Before the final crack of dawn

So we gotta make the most of our one night together

When it’s over you know

We’ll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell

I’ll be gone when the morning comes

When the night is over

Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone gone gone

Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes

But when the day is done

And the sun goes down

And the moonlight’s shining through

Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven

I’ll come crawling on back to you

Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven

I’ll come crawling on back to you

I can see myself tearing up the road

Faster than any other boy has ever gone

And my skin is raw but my soul is ripe

And no one’s gonna stop me now

I gotta make my escape

But I can’t stop thinking of you

And I never see the sudden curve until it’s way too late

I never see the sudden curve till it’s way too late

Then I’m dying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun

Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike

And I think somebody somewhere is tolling a bell

And the last thing I see is my heart

Still beating

Breaking out of my body

And flying away

Like a bat out of hell

Then I’m dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun

Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike

And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell

And the last thing I see is my heart

Still beating

Still beating

Breaking out of my body and flying away

Like a bat out of hell

Thanks Jim; thanks Meat!  Still love it; still a fan.

the Grit

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Party naked! It pays!

January 13, 2007

Hi Brit,

Do you recall our Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, who lost her title when photos of her nearly naked and very naughty came to light?  Well all is not going badly for the hot tart, Ex-Miss Nevada Back to Work in Sin City.  How appropriate that she has found a gig in Las Vegas.  It would also seem that the money is better as well.  It makes me feel good to see people finding their true place in the world.

the Grit

The last time this happened it changed the world.

December 30, 2006

Hi Brit,

This is most disturbing on several levels,

Strange But True: Komodo Dragons Show That “Virgin Births” Are Possible 

OK, I know I’m a bit of an alarmist, but the last time this happened it caused centuries of upheaval by starting two of the world’s big religions.  If this Komodo thing starts a new cult, and I have no doubt it will, things are going to get even stranger than they already are.  This is one of those times when research should be hidden for security and public safety reasons.  All the Komodo dragons should be rounded up, shipped to Area 51, and kept under lock and key just to be safe.  Obviously, I don’t need to mention that this is, indeed, yet another sign of the end of the world.  Oh, and since Area 51 is in Nevada, maybe Katie Rees could get a job tossing chunks of pig over the fence at feeding time.

the Grit

More signs and portents

December 25, 2006

Hi Brit and merry Christmas,

I hate to mention this on Christmas, but the end of the world is coming.  The signs are too strong today to ignore.  Consider the following:

NORM: Michael Jackson landing on Strip?

In this sad story, we learn that The Gloved One is planning a comeback appearance in Las Vegas.

Katie Rees, the recently de-crowned beauty queen, is from Nevada, the state in which Las Vegas is located.

At the same time, Britney Spears, also known for exposing herself in public,  is planning a comeback show, in, you guessed it, Las Vegas!  Britney Spears Comeback Show in Las Vegas?

Combine this with the death of James Brown, known as the Godfather of soul, and the obvious connection to organized crime which that title implies, and it’s easy to see the link to Las Vegas, since the crime families built the town into what it is today.

So, the end of the world is coming, and it looks like it’s heading for Las Vegas.

Happy New Year,

the Grit

Katie Rees, Miss Nude World?

December 24, 2006

Hi Brit,

Searching for search engines is interesting, but the number one for blog searches is for Miss Nevada.  So, I’ve hunted up some good news for the party girl.  It would seem that there could still be a pageant title in her future: Miss Nude World.  Sure, it’s not quite as glamorous as Miss USA, but you save big bucks on costumes.

the Grit

Miss Nevada will escort you

December 24, 2006

Hi Grit

From having a look at your story regarding Miss Navada, I found that she is in even more hot water. Apparently, her photos are being distributed on the web by an escort agency site. Of course Katie Rees cannot control where on the web her photos will show up, but this story has raised some eyebrows. You can see the report on News 3.

Well I guess the girl has to do something for a living.

Merry Christmas

the brit

Miss Nevada on Santa’s naughty list

December 23, 2006

Hi Brit,

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, another beauty queen is likely to get coal in her stocking this year.  Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA 2007, did a bit of hard core partying a few years back, someone had a camera, the pictures found their way onto the net, and Katie got sacked.  If you just have to look, the pics are at Naughty Miss Nevada Stripped of Her Title

Merry Christmas,

the Grit