Archive for the ‘France’ Category

Global Warming, the real story

February 4, 2007

Hi Brit,

I’ve found a few bits and pieces of evidence that the Church of Climate Science rests on a hoax, but it’s difficult to tie them all together.  Fortunately, I found where someone else has had a go at that task, Statistics needed.  This is the first in a series of articles about Deniers of Global Warming, why the science put forth by the IPCC is wrong, what tactics are used within the scientific community to stifle any hint that the science of Climate Change is not settled, and points out some of the lies the UN has placed in the reports on the subject.  Links to the other 9 articles are included on that page.  Considering that this series contains enough evidence to seriously damage the Myth of Man-Made Global Warming, and we all know how angry people get when their religion is questioned, it would be best to read it soon, as I suspect the host will be brought under great pressure to remove it.

Oh, and I just found this, Researchers build lasers for NASA climate studies, which points out even more of the inadequacies in the current state of Climate Science.

 Oh, oh, and in case there is some question as to what other motives may be at work behind the scenes, 45 Countries Push for New Worldwide Environmental Body.

the Grit

IPCC throws in the towel!

January 25, 2007

Hi Brit,

Great news!  The IPCC (International Panel on Climate Change, the UN’s lap dog in the Global Warming scheme) has waved the white flag, Warming to raise seas for 1,000 years: U.N. draft.  It now seems that, regardless of what we do, the Global Warming fanatics have decided that it won’t be enough and everyone is going to die.  What a load off my mind!  Now we can instruct our Governments to ignore the twits, save trillions of dollars, and get on with our lives.  Of course, since the IPCC is going to release the report in Paris, France, there may be some doubts as to its accuracy, leaving us stuck with spending lives and treasure trying to solve a pretend problem by politically correct means.  Drat!

There is a funny bit in the article that makes it worth reading:

“The study, by a panel of 2,500 scientists who advise the United Nations, also says that dust from volcanic eruptions and air pollution seems to have braked warming in recent decades by reflecting sunlight back into space, scientific sources said.”

So, for those of you who buy into the Global Warming scam, rip those catalytic converters off your cars and start burning your trash in a barrel in the back yard.  Pollute to save the planet!  Of course, this also means that you can thank the Environmentalist Movement for Global Warming.

the Grit

Speaking of WWIII

January 9, 2007

Hi Brit,

Besides the growing tension between Russia and Germany, it looks like trouble is also brewing on the other side of the world: Japan upgrades its defence agency.  That’s comforting news.  Let’s see, who’s missing from the sequel?  I wonder if the French have started drawing up surrender plans?

the Grit

France, stupid France.

January 5, 2007

Hi Brit,

This should amuse you:

Chirac slams Iraq war as boost to terrorism


Al-Qaeda calls for Iraq-style jihad in Somalia

On one hand we have France bad mouthing the US for the war in Iraq, something they didn’t like because they were making too much money from ripping off the oil for food program and selling weapons and nuclear technology to Saddam, and on the other hand, we have the conflict in Somalia, which I’m pretty sure is France’s fault somehow, where they also don’t think anyone should get involved (especially them) producing the exact same results.  Of course, considering how poorly they treat their own Muslim population, I guess they have to talk big to distract world attention from their own bigoted falling apart crap country.  Personally, I think Chirac should spend his time figuring out how to stop the, seemingly, endless riots in France instead of wasting his time offering poorly informed speculations on global affairs.  Hey Jacques, can you hear that rasping sound?  Have you figured out that it’s your poor sharpening the blade on the guillotine?

the Grit

The French are in it again.

December 31, 2006

Hi Brit,

This story, French space agency to publish UFO archive online, seems to be a confluence of different bits of weirdness. 

Obviously, it’s a sign of the end of the world.  First, just the fact that France has a space agency is enough to make me start work on an underground shelter.  Second, that the French, who have been blind to the truth about so many things, are now starting to believe in UFOs is, to say the least, scary.

On the other hand, I got the link to that story from my usually unreliable source, along with an explanation of UFO stuff.

“It’s long been known to all major governments of the world that so called UFOs actually are space craft driven by visitors from another star system.  The problem is that the little alien twits can only process communications at very slow rates.  Thus, we have been talking to them for 60 years and are just now getting past ‘Hi.  How are you.  I’m doing fine, thanks for asking.’

Communication with the alien snails can only be accomplished through low frequency radio signals, which transmit information slowly.  That is the connection to the French, as the Eiffel Tower was originally built as a low frequency antenna.  It was replaced in the 60s with the ELF Grid (Extremely Low Frequency) under the pretext of maintaining communications with our nuclear submarines while they were submerged.”

I suspect he/she/it may have started celebrating New Years early, but then again …

the Grit

Hillary Clinton snubs French candidate ?!

December 18, 2006

Hi Brit,

Here’s an amazing bit of news.  Clinton and Royal – Sharing ambitions not handshakes?  It would seem that the liberal candidate from France is too much of an embarrassment for Hillary to be associated with.  This is odd, seeing as how our liberals, including the Clintons, are constantly harping about how much Europe, that is France, hates the US now that our President refuses to kiss the proffered Old World behind.  The mantra is always that we need a Democrat in office so we, once again, will be loved by one and all around the globe.  Yet, Senator Clinton, who may be President Clinton in a few years, can’t take an hour to feed Royal, who may be President Royal by the time Hilary takes office, some lunch and get in some cheek kissing practice?  I guess it’s easier to talk about these things than to actually pucker up.

the Grit

Surrender 24

December 12, 2006

Hi Brit,

I finally found time to check out the France 24 website.  It’s really cool and useful.  Y’all should bookmark this one.

I particularly enjoyed the translation section.  It seems you can find out how to say, “we surrender,” in every known language, including Ebonics and sign language.  One can never tell when that information is going to come in handy.  The cooking section also deserves special mention.  Really, where else can you find 842 different ways to cook snail.  Look for the link, “Snails, chicken in a shell.”

Oh, and don’t forget to check out the classified section, where the French Government is offering end of year prices on everything from nuclear weapons, to berets.  It looks like they are running a special on their own mothers.  Also of interest to those of you who that have bribed a French offical for the secret password, there are still a few cheap Oil for Food contracts up for bid.

While you’re there, don’t forget to down load Jacques Chirac’s Country – Western rendition of “Little American Pigs, How We Hate You So.”  I’m having special singing Christmas cards made up which play it when opened.

I know this site is going to keep you riveted to your computer screen, but please, please, don’t forget to swing back here every now and then.

the Grit