Archive for the ‘China’ Category

China, space potatoes, and the end of the world.

February 13, 2007

Hi Brit,

How many old science fiction movies have you seen that start with something mutating due to space radiation, then eating a good deal of the Earth?  Well, in this case the Chinese are eating the mutants, space potatoes that is!  Purple and sweet, these other worldly spuds come from seeds that were zapped by radiation aboard a Chinese rocket ship.  Now the question is, when will the tater monsters turn on their glutinous masters?  2012, of course, as demonstrated by the fact that potatoes originated in South America, where the Mayans lived!

the Grit

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A new line in take away

January 30, 2007

Hi Grit

I think I have seen it all now, and of course it had to be the Chinese. Famous global for their take-away/home delivery services, they have come up with a completely novel idea based on the same models. Only this time it is a take-away execution service. Apparently, they have this van that travels around to various towns conducting executions, which are video tapped and played back to the enforcement officers to noose.JPGensure that they got it right.

You know what I would do with the people who thought up this idea? Pictures speak louder than words.

the Brit

Don’t you know the liberals are just green with envy

January 25, 2007

Hi Brit,

I just found this, China’s Hu vows to “purify” Internet, which is scary enough all on its own.  Then I got to thinking about our elitist political types and it made me twinge.  Considering that the Democrats are yammering about bringing back the Fairness Doctrine, our Postal Service is lobbing Congress to put a tax on email to make up for their lost snail mail business, and liberals in general hate any free speech that isn’t in their favor, just think what they could do without the terrible hassle of having to pass laws within the framework of the Constitution. 

the Grit

The conquest of China

January 25, 2007

Hi Brit,

For years now lots of people have been afraid that China was going to be the next Big Enemy of Western Civilization.  Well, you can quit worrying; we won: ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’ in China.  They’re ours now, body and soul!  <evil laugh>  Next, we start slipping them reality shows to keep them pacified.

the Grit