Archive for the ‘celebrities’ Category

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lyndsey Lohan: Prosti-tots

February 6, 2007

Hi Grit

I think I must have come across brit_paris_lindsay_002.jpgthe only article that mentions all of the above mentioned girls in one breath. Recounting how at one time all of these girls were friends, and their ability to be able to individually or together garner fame, usually by actions or photographs that are less than tasteful, the newspaper in question reveals that yet again they have come together in a media circus.

The story is that time, in a recent issue posed the question whether the three girls have too much influence on the youth of today, with the cover asking whether we are raising a youth of prosti-tots. Surprisingly 77% agreed with this hypothesis. I find this surprising in that this must mean that the other 23% disagree. Based on internet statistics, it would seem that the lower percentage are either far more vocal and active than those who agree, or the agreeing percentage still go off and buy the papers, read the magazines and click on all the stories about them.

It’s a strange world sometimes.

the Brit

Is there gayhab in Paris’ future?

February 6, 2007

Hi Brit,

Remember back when Isaiah Washington had that moment of homophobia?  Do you also recall that Paris Hilton committed a similar politically incorrect indiscretion?  Well, it seemed for a while that she was going to miss the storm of criticism that forced Isaiah into gayhab, but she’s not out of the woods just yet: Gay Leaders Urge Paris to Apologize.  Now she has GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) on her ass, demanding an apology.  Better do something fast, Paris, before your image is tarnished.

the Grit

Jemima Khan + Kate Moss, an item?

February 5, 2007

Hi Brit,

Beyond knickerless, could there be another side to Jemima?  The picture in this article seems to suggest it’s possible, Kate Moss kisses a girl for Charity?  One must wonder what Hugh Grant thinks of this incident?  For that matter, does Hugh have to cough up 60,000 pounds per kiss?  I know what I think of this incident, that being that Hugh is one lucky man with an enormous amount of will power, not to have jumped into the fray!  However, this does bring up a question, why aren’t our US Celebrities whoring for charity?

the Grit

Congress calls on Climate Change expert!

February 3, 2007

Hi Brit,

If there was any doubt in your mind about Global Warming being nothing but a political ploy, this should remove it: Gore to Testify on Climate Change.  One other thing that is brought up in the article is that Al Gore may make a late entrance into the 2008 Presidential race.  Oh what fun that would be!  Who wouldn’t want to see a knock down drag out fight between Hillary and Al?  Of course, considering that Hillary has bigger stones than Al, my money would be on Clinton.  Go Colts!

the Grit

Britney Spears knickerless is catching.

February 3, 2007

Hi Grit

It seems like the knickerless trend started by Britney Spears is catching. The latest celebrity to get in on the Act is Jemima Khan, who decided to attend her 33rd birthday party in a PVC dress with nothing left to the imagination. This from a lady who was totally covered at her wedding to Imran Khan.

Popular opinion has it that Jemima was trying to keep her boyfriend’s (Hugh Grant) mind of his ex-flame Liz Hurley. In police terms over here they would call that entrapment!

I must be getting old because I really don’t see the point of this sort of behaviour. Are all these ladies just trying to put flesh impetous into their careers?

the Brit

Paris Hilton – Racist!?!

February 2, 2007

Hi Brit,

Well, Paris has, apparently, opened her mouth once too often:

PARIS HILTON SPITS N-WORD AND F-WORD: And the video proof is on YouTube.

Possible Racist Paris Hilton Video Surfaces Online

If this is true, even rehab may not fix it.  If this is true, even apologies may not fix it.  The only recourse the empty headed heiress has that may in some small way repair the damage this will do to her public image is to release another sex tape.  Who cares if this trashy twit is homophobic or racist?  The only thing people care about is seeing her naked.  So Paris, show us your tits and all is forgiven.

the Grit

Million dollars to sing happy birthday!

February 2, 2007

Hi Grit

Methinks wrod.jpge are in the wrong jobs. When was the last time you earned $1 million dollars for one nights work? If you are like me, the answer is never and not likely to. Well we should take a leaf out of Rod Stewart’s book and learn to sing quickly.

It is reported that the aging UK crooner is being paid $1 million dollars to sing at the 60th birthday party of a US billionaire. What happened to the days of a cake with candles on that the birthday boy had to blow out whilst all around sang out of tune.

Anyway, shall we start practicing now? Feel free to join in when you are ready Grit – “Happy birthday to you, happy birthday…….

the Brit

PS: Two grumpy old men available for birthday celebrations – reasonable rates – although no guarantee on harmony – ANYONE INTERESTED?

Danielle interviewed by police

February 2, 2007

danielle.jpgHi Grit

The incident in the Big Brother house is continuing to rumble on. Yesterday Danielle was interviewed, in her lawyers office in London, by police as they continue their investigation in the “racism” and “bullying” incident. The meeting took three hours, with her management saying that she was happy to cooperate with them.

the Brit

A serious sign, a sad portent!

February 1, 2007

Hi Brit,

In my continuing effort to convince you that the world will end in 2012, I present another, and very sad, piece of evidence: Beach Boys’ Legal Battle Continues.  Sad to say, if the Beach Boys, a shining ray of cheer and hope for the world, can succumb to evil in this way, what hope is there for the rest of us?

the Grit

Pelosi’s home town drama.

February 1, 2007

Hi Brit,

This goes a ways toward explaining why Nanny Pelosi is, let us say, a bit confused about how much Government people really need, AIDE QUITS AS NEWSOM’S AFFAIR WITH HIS WIFE IS REVEALED.  The steamy details boil down to, the Mayor of San Francisco at one time was sleeping with his secretary who was the wife of his campaign manager, and all was fine until the wife in question confessed to her husband during a rehab program for substance abuse, after which the aide told the Mayor off then quit.  Apparently, none of the governed are upset, with the exception of the guy who quit, and the Mayor is sad that the guy who’s wife he banged won’t stay on the job.  Environment, it would seem, does play a significant role in how people turn out.

the Grit

Sienna stirring something

February 1, 2007

Hi Grit

It seems like Sienna’s new film is causing a stir across the celebrity pages, and it is not about the quality of the film in general, but concentrating on one particular lovemaking scene with her co-star. Apparently, even some of the guys at the movie lot are saying that this performance was more than just acting.

Sienna’s management says it just shows what a good actress she is. Meanwhile, the two stars are refusing to comment on the rumours. Whether it is real or not, it will certainly increase the box office receipts and increase their fees for future filmwork.

I hope it was acting, because I have had enough of reality media for a while.

the Brit

Kylie and a mini affair

January 31, 2007

Hi Grit

I have this question to ask. What is a mini affair? The reason I ask is because I have read today that Jean Claude Van Damme claims that he had one of these in 1994 with Kylie Minogue.

I am sure that he cannot be referring to the small car that is often and, therefore, I assume that he is talking about some romantic interlude. If this is the case then I would have thought it would be classed as an “affair”, because either one is physically involved or not. Surely there is no half-way house in these matters? On the other hand I suppose there is a chance that there little “affair” took place in the small car he is referring to, but it would seem a bit un-celebrity like.

the Brit

Once again I say, Britney’s not stupid.

January 31, 2007

Hi Brit,

Once again our favorite pop tart has proved that, while she’s a tramp, slut, tart, bad parent, poorly dressed, obnoxious, media whore, with unusual taste in men, she’s not stupid: Casa Federline Up for Grabs.  If she gets her asking price, which you know she will, that’s $6.6 million in profit in 3 years, almost doubling her money.  So, if she ever looses her voice, it looks like she has a fall back career in property investment.

the Grit

Shilpa and Jo and Royalty

January 31, 2007

Hi Grit

Just when you thought it was all over, so it starts again. Yes, you are correct. There are rumours that Shilpa is set to meet the Queen and Tony Blair (providing the latter keeps himself out of prison). In addition, a significant number of offers have come her way, including book deals, West End appearences and many others.

On the other side of the coin Jo, one of the three accused of bullying has won the support of Sarah Ferguson, ex-wife of Prince Andrew, who rightly thinks that it is time to draw a line under this situation. Jo has also suffered over the weekend as her manager died of a heart attack.

Time to draw the curtains and let all of these people get on with their lives.

the Brit

She’s not done yet

January 31, 2007

Hi Brit,

Remember the big to do over Miss USA, Tara Conner, boozing it up, almost loosing her crown, being forgiven by The Donald, and going to rehab (which solves all problems) ?  Well, she’s back with more confessions, Miss USA cops to coke use.  Is this a plea for attention and more rehab?  Will Mr. Trump utter his famous line?  Are they trying to push the Big Brother scandal off the front page?  Stay tuned, this could get interesting.

the Grit

Royals need publicity too.

January 31, 2007

Hi Brit,

More and more, I believe you were correct in your analysis of the Big Brother situation, and that it may well have been manipulated.  However, you may not have probed deeply enough into who was behind the conspiracy:

BB QUEEN SHILPA SET TO RUB SHOULDERS WITH ROYALTY

MOTHERLY FERGIE STANDS UP FOR BB’S JO O’MEARA

 It would seem, that your Royal Family has a stake in this mess as well.  Where will it end?  More importantly, when will it end?

the Grit

The real face of liberalism

January 30, 2007

Hi Brit,

I’ve been mulling this story over all day.  It’s such a disgusting saga that I almost skipped it, then, it hit me that we can’t progress as a people by sweeping the dirt under the rug.

Anti-war protesters spray paint Capitol building

Add that to the scene of Hanoi Jane back in action, and, without an extreme act of will, I would be leaning over the rail on the back porch puking my guts out.  Our country has a putrid, festering boil, and its name is Liberal.  Sadly, it seems that the only effective treatment will be lancing.  The future seems unusually bleak today.

the Grit

What shocking news!

January 30, 2007

Hi Brit,

Somewhere I mentioned that there is a new reality show here in the States where minor celebraties learn to be police officers.  Well, it’s over, CBS axes ‘Armed & Famous’ after 4 shows.  It just goes to show how little I understand about what the public wants.  Really, I figured this was a sure hit.  After all, who’s been able to take their eyes off the screen while this real life drama has been playing out?  Isn’t the faint possibility that Erik Estrada might loose it and gun down La Toya Jackson and / or Jack Osbourne enough to keep the attention of even the most jaded viewer?  Oh well, it seems my tastes run in a different direction than most.

the Grit

Paris wants her stuff back!

January 30, 2007

Hi Brit,

If you recall, I posted about Paris forgetting to pay for her storage locker and having a bunch of her personal items auctioned off.  Well, the Hilton hottie is in a snit and wants her stuff back, Hilton sues site with her personal items.  Considering that the first purchaser of the Paris treasure chest paid $2,775 and sold it for the tidy sum of $10 MILLION, I can’t say I blame her.  It’ll be interesting to find out if the court this happens is one with TV cameras.

the Grit