Archive for the ‘beaver’ Category

Britney even balder!

February 17, 2007

Hi Brit,

What a thing to wake up to, Britney, in the few hours that I don’t have the news on, has rehabbed and shaved her head.  So much for needing that second cup of coffee.  Assuming that her naughty bits are still hairless, this leaves her with only eyebrows to prove she is a mammal.  Unless those are painted on, in which case, I refer you to my post speculating on her being a space alien.

the Grit

Britney sex secrets

February 12, 2007

Hi Grit

You can’t seem to keep Britney out of the news for long, or at least those who want to make money from being associated with her. This time it is her latest ex – Issac Cohen, who lasted for about a month. In an article in the UK News of the World, he reveals all about the star’s sex secrets, going into great detail about their antics in bed.

If it was that fantastic for them, one has to wonder why the relationship did not last very long. Perhaps it was Issac who could not stand the pace rather than Britney.

the Brit

One more to add to the “exposed tart” list!

February 6, 2007

Hi Brit,

You seem to be correct in your theory that there is a knicker shortage.  What, I must wonder, is the origin of that word?  Anyway, Mischa Barton, who ever she is, has joined the Britney club, Mischa Barton shows off her butt in tights.  So, was there a health notice that I missed warning of the dangers of underwear? 

the Grit

Britney Spears knickerless is catching.

February 3, 2007

Hi Grit

It seems like the knickerless trend started by Britney Spears is catching. The latest celebrity to get in on the Act is Jemima Khan, who decided to attend her 33rd birthday party in a PVC dress with nothing left to the imagination. This from a lady who was totally covered at her wedding to Imran Khan.

Popular opinion has it that Jemima was trying to keep her boyfriend’s (Hugh Grant) mind of his ex-flame Liz Hurley. In police terms over here they would call that entrapment!

I must be getting old because I really don’t see the point of this sort of behaviour. Are all these ladies just trying to put flesh impetous into their careers?

the Brit

Britney’s missing pubes?

January 6, 2007

Hi Brit,

I’m sorry to say it, but Britney’s hairless naughty bit has been on my mind ever since my mix up over her beaver shoot.  No, not like that 😉  I’ve just been wondering where her hair went.  Did it just fall out naturally?  Perhaps it wore off from friction back when she wore panties?  Could the pop tart have had some strange accident involving one of those sticky mouse trap things?

Yes, obsessive is stamped in large red letters across my permanent record.  However, I may have solved the mystery, Pubes Aid!  I bet Britney has just been overly charitable.

the Grit

Britney Spears, the naked truth

December 17, 2006

Hi Brit,

Considering the number of people who have dropped by looking for stuff about Britney and her naked beaver, I figured we better post more of that.  So, for those of you looking for pics of the pop tart naked, here are some links.  I suffered greatly searching for these, so look at them quick before the links change.  Oh, note that some of these may be fakes; who can tell these days.

Britney #1

Britney #2

Britney #3

For those of you looking for pictures of beaver, here are some links to that.  Once again, the warning about fakes applies.

Beaver #1

Beaver #2

Beaver #3

Don’t thank me; your enjoyment is all I need.

the Grit