Britney, more human than I thought!

Hi Brit,

When I was in high school, my stepfather was a divorce lawyer, so I got to see just how wild some partings of the way can get.  It was bad enough that, after his car was shot up, three times, the stack of death threat letters filled an entire drawer in a file cabinet, and our kitten was stomped to death, tied to a brick, and hurled through our window, he decided to no longer handle domestic cases.

Which brings us to Britney and here troubles with her ex.  After an apparent confrontation with Federline, Britney, well just look at the picture:


 While this is obviously troubled behavior, it also reveals some good news.  First, while Britney is experiencing a few mental problems during these stressful times, she is still physically fit, as the size of the dents in that SUV prove.  It even looks like she managed to poke a hole in the metal, which is not easy to do with a blunt weapon like that umbrella.  Which, by the way, is the other good news.  She can still afford the best.  I didn’t even know there was an umbrella made that would hold up to such abuse, but I expect it costs a pretty penny.

Good luck Britney.

the Grit

11 Responses to “Britney, more human than I thought!”

  1. icanplainlysee Says:

    Hi Grit,


    Now thats funny!

    I envy your sense of humor.


  2. Blue Star Chronicles Says:

    Britney Spears Succeeds in Making Kevin Federline Look Like the Better Parent

    Britney Spears has succeeded in what would have seemed impossible just a short few months ago. She has succeeded in making Kevin Federline appear to be the better parent of the two.
    And who said she didn’t have talent!!
    As anyone with a televisio…

  3. britandgrit Says:

    Hi Hank,

    Just trying to look on the bright side of the situation.

    BSC, your link failed and I was going to add it here, I keep getting “Cannot find server,” which also happened when I tried to swing by this morning. Give it another try if you want.

    the Grit

  4. Dave Says:

    Someone who can always see the positive.

  5. britandgrit Says:

    Hi Dave,

    With Britney, it’s no easy task, but I try.

    the Grit

  6. wytammic Says:

    My daughter attends college where it rains buckets and the wind blows hard. She can go through an umbrella per semester. It seems the wind often turns her umbrella inside out. I wish we could get the brand of that one being used by Britney — it might be worth the extra money 🙂 Hmmm…

  7. icanplainlysee Says:

    Hi Tammi,

    I’m pretty sure global warming proof umbrellas will be on the market soon, along with lots and lots of other green products we can easily do without.

    Britney, being a star and all, clearly is in posession of a sturdy, eco-friendly model designed to withstand desert heat and double as a canoe oar for when the floods come.

    I’m surprised she’d risk damaging such a valuable insturment.


  8. the Brit Says:

    I think she borrowed it from Mary Poppins. After all Mary’s umbrellas could carry the weight of an adult, so I am sure a small obstacle like a vehicle door poses no problem.

    the Brit

  9. blueberry Says:

    u can take brit out of her trialer but u cant take trailer trash out of her .

  10. blueberry Says:

    she a white trash.

  11. nadia Says:

    hi, how are things? I Nadia would like to know much more about this okay…

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