We don’t have smoking police, yet…

Hi Brit,

While we don’t yet have special police to fetter out evil smokers, at times the regular police are pressed into service.  Ellison Sends ‘Sorry’ Note to Tancredo For To-Do Over Cigar Complaint.  This is the face saving attempt by newly elected Representative Ellison (D-Min) who sicked the Capital Police on Representative Tancredo (R-Col) for smoking a cigar in his office, which happens to share a wall with the Freshman Congressman.  As it turns out, there is no law or rule preventing smoking in the private offices of Representatives, but the police did drop by to mention the report to Tancredo and share a laugh, if not a stogy.  Of course, if the liberals get their way, the officer would simply have shot the evil smoker, sprayed his corpse with a fire extinguisher, and been done with the matter.

the Grit

6 Responses to “We don’t have smoking police, yet…”

  1. Lord Crimson Says:

    Hi Grit

    This was definitely racist on Ellison’s part and what a religious bigot. Tancredo was simply performing his daily ritual of facing Colorado while smoking a cigar. As a Muslim, Ellison should be more tolerant of the religion of others.

    Hey I like this, that PC thing can work both ways.

  2. britandgrit Says:

    Hi LC,

    Besides the fact that you almost made me wet myself, your wisdom, as always, shines through.

    I will explore the bisexual, excuse me, bidirectional attributes of PC in future posts.

    Many thanks,
    the Grit

  3. Lord Crimson Says:

    Hi Grit

    Great idea. I see a world tour in your future warning of the dangers of PC. We have only five years until the total destruction of the planet from man-made PC. Please send money now.

    I’ll make you a cool graph, I mean who can challenge a cool graph?

    Lord Crimson

  4. britandgrit Says:

    LC, graphs are indeed cool, and, as best I can tell, always speak the truth! While, generally, I detest travel, if you will be my graph bearer (the Brit can carry my Scotch and cigars) I will make the sacrifice, and spend the last five years before the end of the world in a futile, and hopefully luxurious, tour to educate the masses.

    the Grit

  5. Lord Crimson Says:

    Hi Grit

    Scotch and cigars, this must be in a breakaway sect of the Tancredo religion. Does that mean you must face Nashville or Scotland during this ritual. But wait, if there’s ice involved does the North Pole enter into it? Religion, sometimes it’s so confusing.

    Lord Crimson

  6. britandgrit Says:

    Hi LC,

    Tancredoism contains provisions for Scotch to be used in some of the higher level rituals. As to the preferred direction of facing at these times, that is toward Graceland.

    the Grit

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