I thought I would add a bit of humour here. However, I need to be politically correct, so have to refrain from linking this to a particular area.
There was a man who was told by the doctors that he only had two weeks to live. His response was “I’ll have one week in July and one in September.”
There was another man, who was confronted by a gunman. The gunman said “your money or your life.” The victim thought for a moment, then replied, “take my life. I am saving my money for my old age.”
Hmm. Sometimes I think the whole world is as crazy as this.