I know we’ve had many discussions about corruption in the United Nations, but we can quit worrying, that topic is closed, everything is going to be alright:
See, the new Secretary-General, Ban Ki-moon, has everything under control. Under the control, that is, of the same group of auditors that turned a blind eye to the oil-for-food scandal. I say ban Ban and ban the whole crooked UN while we’re at it.
Note, despite the number of times the word “ban” is used in this post, it is not an advertisement for an underarm deodorant.