I don’t know if y’all are inflected with PETA (People for The Ethical Treatment of Animals) over there, but they’re an itchy rash on the ass of the US. I’ve always thought they were staffed by a cadre of retarded zealots, but I had no idea they were this insane, PETA foes salivate at cruelty trial. Ignoring the liberal spin in the title, we find that members of PETA are on trial for getting people to give them unwanted pets, under the pretext of finding them new homes, then killing the dogs and cats, and tossing the corpses in a dumpster! Obviously, besides finding the culprits guilty, euthanizing them, and tossing their bodes in a dumpster, the Government needs to disband this criminal organization. We also find, “The group, which raises more than $25 million a year from 1.6 million supporters,” proving that the 1.6 million nut jobs that stand behind this blood soaked gang, are tight wads.