Paris Hilton Late!

Hi Brit,

This one’s funny, Fla. Nightclubs Says Paris Hilton Fired.

It seems that some twit in Florida named his nightclubs after Paris Hilton (Club Paris) for which privilege he, apparently, contracted with the air headed heiress that she make personal appearances on certain days.  As any rational person would suspect, the spoiled rich girl didn’t prove to be punctual.  So, the idiot club owner has fired her.  I name him idiot because, let’s face it people, in what universe is Paris Hilton smart enough to tell time, let alone grasp the concept of calenders?  Mr. Nightclub Owner, if you were serious about getting Paris to be in a particular place at a particular time, you would have sent someone with a leash to fetch her.

the Grit


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