This one has me all depressed over not hitting the lottery, Is Britney Spears headed for rehab? It looks like the drowsy diva is heading for some upper crust spa for a spell of full body massage and facials while drying out. Ah, must be nice. Of course, we have a rehab center down here, called the county jail. While the facilities and service probably aren’t as nice as our favorite pop tart will have, I’ve heard it’s almost as expensive a stay, what with the legal fine and the private bunk fee, paid in cigarettes.