Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water:
Sorry we inflict these celebrity types on y’all down there every winter but, for the moment, they still have rights. Of course, I’ve heard rumors that there’s a movement under way to nationalize all celebrities. The entertainment industry make big bucks, and we need the money. So, if and when, you’ll have to rent Paris if you really want her on your beach.
Also, if you can’t afford to zip down under for a personal look, here’s a surfcam of the beach:
Who knows, Paris does seem to be attract to cameras, so you might catch a glimpse.