This is most odd. I was searching for some more illicit news about our favorite scandalous strumpet, Britney Spears, and I found it, perhaps. I stumbled across this site (warning: very adult content!!!) Paparazzi Filth and, being weak, how could I resist? Not only does it offer a video of Britney and her ex-spouse doing what married people do, it offers a lot more! The problem is that, while these women are supposed to be celebrities, I don’t know who half of them are!
OK, I know I’m old and out of touch as far as Hollywood junk is concerned, but I do watch a movie now and then. So, who are these women? If these are just the ones who, like Britney, expose themselves for publicity, how many are there, that I haven’t heard of, who maintain a relatively decent life? What, is there a “starlet for a day” movement that no one bothered to tell me about? And I thought keeping track of politicians was hard!
Thus, if it’s that important to the general public, and, more importantly, our readers, I will devote a portion of my day, a great personal sacrifice, to searching out all these new celebrity tarts and keeping y’all informed. That is, until my aging heart gives our 🙂