Surprise, surprise, Britney Voted Worst Celebrity Dog Owner! I must say I’m stunned. I was under the impression that the scantily clad strumpet reserved her bouts of bad judgment for choosing spouses and drinking companions. Well, she did have that problem with not strapping her child in while driving, but everyone has the occasional lapse of reason. However, now she has abandoned her dogs and, for this act of incredible callousness, I’ve lost all respect for the shameless tart.