Britney Spears – space alien

Hi Brit,

My usually unreliable source has slipped me another unusual bit of news. 

“Britney Spears is not human.  Well, not completely human.  She is an alien-human hybrid resulting from genetic experiments conducted at a secret underwater base in Lake Superior.  Her public life has been completely directed by various nameless Government agencies to test her mind control powers.  While these abilities were undeniably potent early on, they have wained with age and rising hormone levels.  Due to the level of public scrutiny, she is unable to communicate directly with her handlers that she feels the test is over and wants to go home.  Thus, she is sending coded messages in the form of beaver flashing.”

Disturbingly enough, that does explain a lot of things.

the Grit

7 Responses to “Britney Spears – space alien”

  1. tamino Says:

    Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had (or am likely to have) today!

    But … it does indeed explain a lot.

  2. the Grit Says:

    Thanks tamino. It would be even funnier if I could reveal my source.

    the Grit

  3. mcewen Says:

    There’s a lot of it about!

  4. Britney even balder! « Conversations with Brit & Grit Says:

    […] What a thing to wake up to, Britney, in the few hours that I don’t have the news on, has rehabbed and shaved her head.  So much for needing that second cup of coffee.  Assuming that her naughty bits are still hairless, this leaves her with only eyebrows to prove she is a mammal.  Unless those are painted on, in which case, I refer you to my post speculating on her being a space alien. […]

  5. Sana Says:

    Wow thats just sad.

  6. britandgrit Says:

    Hi Sana,

    Her story does seem to be heading for a sad end.

    the Grit

  7. topfloor music Says:

    I think it’s only a matter of time before Britney runs over a photographer and kills ’em. What happened to that sweet old Britney we used to know and love?

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