Mornings are not good

I have just heard that there is good reason to fear getting up in the morning. Mind you that does presuppose that you make it in the first place because apparently 600 die as a result of falling out of bed in the morning. Add to this the fact that 40% of heart attacks happen early in the morning and a significant number of people choke on breakfast foods and you can see why mornings are not good.

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Mind you, I am not surprised that people choke because another report says that here we unzip 3 billion bananas a year. I assume that that is for the nation as a whole.  However, bearing in mind that there are only 60 million of us, that is some banana split to monkey around with.

Boy am I glad that I don’t sleep and therefore avoid getting up to all that!

the brit

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